Watching The Wheels

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Justin Bieber: We Hardly Knew Ye

I saw a picture of Justin Bieber today, and I said to myself, "Is this Julia F-ing Roberts?" It's like that Lautner sissy from the gay vampire movies, I mean, how do you tell when they're done forming? They look unfinished, like they need a few more hours on 350! It's like cottage cheese! How the hell did they know when they were done inventing it?!

 Mark my words. Once Justin Bieber's testicles drop, his career is over for singing. Unless, that is, Hillary Clinton is nearby, then no male anywhere would allow their testicles to drop, if only by pure willpower alone.

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