I once was afraid of the dark.
Then I found out the feeling was mutual.
Watching The Wheels
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Justin Bieber: We Hardly Knew Ye
I saw a picture of Justin Bieber today, and I said to myself, "Is this
Julia F-ing Roberts?" It's like that Lautner sissy from the gay vampire
movies, I mean, how do you tell when they're done forming? They look
unfinished, like they need a few more hours on 350! It's like cottage
cheese! How the hell did they know when they were done inventing it?!
Mark my words. Once Justin
Bieber's testicles drop, his career is over for singing. Unless, that
is, Hillary Clinton is nearby, then no male anywhere would allow their
testicles to drop, if only by pure willpower alone.