I felt the need to share random nonsense. So indulge me, if you will.
Little known fact: The song "I Got You Under My Skin" was the very first song written about scabies.
"Two guys are walking down the street..." - an excerpt from Famous Jokes Interrupted by the Teller Being Hit By Fallen Space Junk, Volume III (revised).
News Brief: Obama has decreed that all graffiti must be positive in nature, and non-violent.
In a world of murderers, thieves, terrorists, rapists, con men, liars and hypocrites the pressure to excel can be intense.
It's great to have a cause that you live/work for. But if you can't take the time to laugh at shit, you've already lost.
Just once I would love to hear a TV weatherman say, "Well, tonight it's going to snow like a motherfucker."
What if you drove past the office of Literacy Volunteers and the sign was spelled wrong?
Things Never to Ask at a Pawn Shop: "Excuse me, how much could I get for a used coffin?"
An extraordinarily brief commentary on Obama's State of the Union speech: Joseph Goebbels said " If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it."
In a world of murderers, thieves, terrorists, rapists, con men, liars and hypocrites the pressure to excel can be intense.
Copyright 2011 by Andrew T. Durham
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